Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Couch. On fire.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
