You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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