The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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