I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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