exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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