You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Randomize
