You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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