Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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