i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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