I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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