Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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