Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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