For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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