I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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