North Korea, Best Korea!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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