What did we do last night that was yellow?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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