Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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