your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Randomize
