Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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