Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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