That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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