saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
