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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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