What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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