I need help removing her.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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