I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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