STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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