That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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