I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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