I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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