Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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