but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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