bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
