people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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