I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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