Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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