it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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