Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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