we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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