just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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