I just made out with a guy for $7.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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