I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When are your genitals available?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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