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(727): View more from Florida

I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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(626): View more from California

Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.

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(917): View more from New York City

Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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(623): View more from Arizona

and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(917): View more from New York City

I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW

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I have got to meet this girl.

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(805): View more from California

As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer

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(604): View more from British Columbia

What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"

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