So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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