So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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