My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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