Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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