If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
