Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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