I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
time to smoke my breakfast
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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