Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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