Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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