It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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