god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no, he came in my armpit
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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