It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i've created a new STD.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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